Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Realizations


I was reading a soon-to-be-published novel by a first-time writer this afternoon, and admiring his writing style when it suddenly struck me…not quite with the almost-physical blow of a full-blown epiphany, but with the slow flush of awareness…of something that sets me (in my own mind at least) apart from most other writers—not a vertical difference, as in one being superior to the other, but more a lateral one; two different roads through a story.

Whereas most writers in effect “paint” their books—I’ll explain in a second—I talk mine. Their stories are frequently like a pointillist painting…the overall story being presented as the sum of tiny visual images, and I frequently stand in awe of them. My books are for the most part largely devoid of vivid imagery, and what there is generally has the appearance of being created not with a fine sable brush but a the kind of roller used to paint walls. My books are largely one-sided conversations with the reader, of whose presence I am always acutely aware. (That is why it is so important to me to know that my books are indeed actually being read. It’s rather like seeing two people walking down the street apparently talking to themselves: one has a cell phone, the other doesn’t. I hope I’m the one with the cell phone, and you’re on the other end. If you’re not, I’m talking to myself.)

Of course this one-sided-conversation approach is made easier in the Dick Hardesty Mystery series by the fact that it is written in the first person: Dick is talking directly to you. The same is true of these blogs: I’m addressing myself directly to you. But perhaps one result of growing so used to writing as though I’m talking is that even my third-person writings…Calico and the upcoming His Name is John and Someday Soon are largely devoid of much visual embellishment. I do use similes and metaphors frequently, but they are done with a few quick strokes of very broad-tipped pen, not a stylus.

I fully realize that I will never be considered a “literary” writer: no War and Peace or Grapes of Wrath in my future; no New York Times best seller lists, but that’s fine. The only thing I want or have ever wanted is that people will be reading my words long after I am dragged kicking and screaming to the shore of the River Styx and thrown onto Charon’s barge.

While it is admittedly difficult to have a conversation with someone who is not in a position to engage in a direct back-and-forth, I do hope you have the sense that in everything I write, I am really talking to you rather than at you. All of which leads back to my perhaps-too-often-referenced insecurities and my desire for you to not only get to know me, but to like me. Hokey as it sounds, I do consider every reader…you…as a potential friend, whether we’ve ever actually met or not.

The title of this entry is “Realizations” and, with a mind as unruly as mine seems to be, I'm constantly realizing things that I've never really thought about before. And since I am quite sure that, because we go through life living only within ourselves, we tend to assume that we are unique in areas of thought and emotion in which we, in fact, are not. It’s just that inner thoughts and emotions are generally kept within ourselves to the point that we are seldom aware that they are a commonality between us rather than something that isolates us from others.
Oh, dear…I seem to be sliding into pontification, here, so that must mean it’s time to wrap it up for today. Your patience in bearing with me when I wander off is greatly appreciated. But, patience is one of the marks of friendship, and I’ll gladly take it!

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This blog is from Dorien's collection of blogs written after his book, “Short Circuits,” available from UntreedReads.com and Amazon.com, was published. That book is also available as an audio book from Amazon/Audible.com. I am looking at the possibility of publishing a second volume of blogs. The blogs now being posted are from that tentative collection. You can find information about all of Dorien's books at his web site: www.doriengrey.com.



Friday, July 26, 2019

Ophelia



There are certain things that cannot be done: keeping your eyes open when you sneeze, seeing the back of your neck without a mirror, trying to force yourself to go to sleep, remembering the exact moment when you pass from waking to sleeping,  trying to remember a name when you really, really have to, and thinking of a topic for a blog entry when your mind is wandering around like Ophelia by the stream, staring off into space and singing little snatches of song.

A friend recently suggested, when I mentioned that I do have trouble at times coming up with a blog topic, making a list of my most favorite and least favorite things, of things I love and things I hate. I’m not quite sure what it says about me that a list of the things I hate would be very easy to do, but could not possibly be covered in one blog.

As a writer, I’m often asked who my favorite books and authors are, and I simply cannot…other than Robert Lewis Taylor’s Adrift in a Boneyard…come up with a single specific name or title. I know I love most of the poetry of Emily Dickenson for the sheer bittersweet simplicity with which she puts words and thoughts together. I know I like James Thurber and O. Henry and Dorothy Parker and individual works of countless other poets and authors.

I’m a little better with music. Tchaikovsky is my hands-down favorite. Nearly everything the man wrote has the power to transport the soul. I like lot of Wagner, Debussy, Grieg, Dvořák, Sibelius—anything, as I’ve mentioned before, full-orchestra with all stops pulled. John Philip Sousa, Cole Porter, Irving Berlin, George Gershwin, Rogers & Hammerstein, Glen Miller, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir or any large choir or chorus.

Oh my, my mind is loose and running away. Let me go with it for a moment. Ethel Merman, Liza Minelli—don’t bother me with spelling, I’m on a roll—Bette Midler, Edith Piaf, Barbara Streisand, and the queen of them all, Judy Garland: singers who put 150 percent of themselves into a song, who have the power to reach out and grab the audience. 

Why do gays so identify with Judy Garland and Liza Minelli? Because they don’t sing a song: they are the song, and you know they have felt or experienced every single word of it. Their lives weren’t pretty, but they sang their hearts out in spite of it, and just about every gay man identifies with what they went through—what they conquered: that’s us up there; those are our words they’re singing. “Over the Rainbow” and “Maybe This Time” are us. And I and all gays owe a deep debt to Jerry Hermann who, in La Cage aux Folles gave us our new anthem: “I Am What I Am.”

And back to books and authors: I stand in awe of those whose words take us out of ourselves, show us new worlds, create wondrous mental images out of a combination of the 26 letters in the English language, and open our minds and our hearts. The best books, for me, are those which pick me up at the first sentence and carry me along smoothly, willingly and almost unknowingly, to the last page. Any good writer can do this for me, which is why I find it so very hard to even try to pin down which specific books are my favorites. I have often responded truthfully to the question: “What’s your favorite book (or author)” by saying: “The last one I read.”

Perhaps I am just easy to please. Unquestionably I must be far from discerning, since I like so many things. If I start reading a book I don’t enjoy, I simply stop reading it. Ergo, if I reached the last page, I liked it.  Some of course I like far better than others, but to say (other, again, than I have said so often about Adrift in a Boneyard) I still can’t choose one book or ten from the hundreds and hundreds I have read.

And, hey…lookee here! I’ve run out of space for today’s blog. I guess I could think of something, after all. I hope you didn’t have too much trouble following along.  Thanks for being here.
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This blog is from Dorien's collection of blogs written after his book, “Short Circuits,” available from UntreedReads.com and Amazon.com, was published. That book is also available as an audio book from Amazon/Audible.com. I am looking at the possibility of publishing a second volume of blogs. The blogs now being posted are from that tentative collection. You can find information about all of Dorien's books at his web site: www.doriengrey.com.


Friday, July 19, 2019

Fury


If it seems I’m in something of a less-than-saintly mood of late, I can assure you it’s just a phase…a way for me to blow off a little steam, and I hope you’ll bear with me…it will pass soon. But let’s face it, my application for sainthood will never be approved. I have much too short an emotional fuse for it and sometimes startle even myself by going from my usual adorable, charming, sweet-natured self into a raging idiot spewing lava from every orifice in the blink of an eye.

Today offered a perfect example. Though my just-released book, The Dream Ender, is available on Amazon.com, its cover photo does not appear…after more than two weeks…under “Books: The Dream Ender.” Clicking on the title does take you to an information page on the book, which does show the cover.

So I wanted to write to Amazon to ask what could be done to put it up in both places. I found the well-hidden “Contact Us” button and was taken to the proper page, which requested my name and the nature of my wanting to contact them. I was given a number of options: questions about my order, questions about the status of my order, and several other order-related options. At the bottom is an option for “Other matters.” I clicked “Other matters” which presented me with a very attractive page on which I was asked for my name and my order number.

I do not have an order number. My question is not about an order. So I typed my problem in the indicated box anyway, and hit “Submit.” I was told that I had not provided the required information…meaning my order number…and therefore they could allow me to post my message.

Instant Mt. St. Helens! How the devil can I write them about something other than an order? Simple. I can’t. And why? Because if I’m not writing them about an order, they could care less what my problem might be. Then why the hell offer an “Other matters” option when they totally refuse to acknowledge that there might be another matter?

At one time, businesses used to be there for the convenience of the customer. Now the customer is there only at the convenience of the business. Not only do they not give a hoot in hell about you (despite their infuriatingly hypocritical “Your call is very important to us” baloney), they do everything in their power to make sure that actually getting a response to a question not in their list of “Frequently Asked Questions”, is next to impossible, as it is to find a way to actually contact a human being. With many companies, it is not “next to impossible”: it simply can’t be done. If they do deign to have a customer service telephone line, they have A customer service telephone line. (“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered by the next available representative. Your wait time is approximately 3 years, ten months, twenty-nine days, and fifteen minutes”)

I do not have a “land-line” phone; just my cell phone, and I buy blocks of minutes. No matter what business I call, I am treated to: “For English, press 1”—why should I have to press 1 for my own language in my own country? Which is followed by “For so-and-so, press 4; for such and such, press 5; for this and that, press 6…” ad infinitum. Some of them compound the fury by wanting to know if I would be interested in hearing all about their latest product or “service”, and all of which eats into my minutes and my money.


Perhaps it is just me. Maybe it’s the weather (it’s quite hot today). But I think it’s mainly that I do like to be disregarded, ignored, insulted, summarily dismissed, or treated like pond scum, and that too few people who may agree with me just accept it as their due. It is not their due. It is not my due, and I’ll be damned if I will just shut up and take it if I have any option at all.

Consider this post an option.

Oh, and if you want to know what I really think, just ask.
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This blog is from Dorien's collection of blogs written after his book, “Short Circuits,” available from UntreedReads.com and Amazon.com, was published. That book is also available as an audio book from Amazon/Audible.com. I am looking at the possibility of publishing a second volume of blogs. The blogs now being posted are from that tentative collection. You can find information about all of Dorien's books at his web site: www.doriengrey.com.